As I said in reply to Perfectly Disordered, I got ordained through the Universal Life Church to do weddings so I could save a couple of my friends some money on theirs. Anyone can do it, and it’s easy, fast, free, and legit. I checked it out thoroughly before I dared to actually try out my priestly powers. All you do is go to their website by clicking on the link above, fill out a form, and wait a few days. Some states have additional requirements, but the ULC is prepared to help you meet them, though there may be costs involved. It’s very affordable. The ULC has been in operation ordaining people no matter what their religion (or absence thereof) since the 70s or maybe even earlier. You don’t have to take my word for it though. Look them up yourself if you want. Here’s a link to their wikipedia article.
You can do more than just perform weddings with your ULC ordination. You can start your own ministry in whatever religion you want. You can officiate funerals, whatever that entails. You can even get away with killing people. I’M JOKING! DON’T KILL PEOPLE! Well, I can’t tell you not to kill people, but don’t do it because of my joke. Your ordination gives you the legitimate title of reverend, and you can officially change it to whatever you want for a fee. It’s super awesome, and you really need to go and do it. Seriously, it’s free. Do it.