donald (that’s what I call the current illegitimate president of the United States, he doesn’t deserve for his name to be capitalized even at the beginning of a sentence) is an idiot. You might say that he’s just like President Camacho from Idiocracy, but you’d be way off.
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho inherited a mess. An actual mess, that is. Not the good economy that donald called a mess that he inherited from Obama. Crops were dying, the economy was failing, and people were starving. Rather than fill his cabinet with idiots, morons, and more idiots, he sought out the brightest people his world had to offer. One guy had won a contest. They didn’t say what kind, but since he tested all prisoners’ intelligence and got Joe out so quickly because of his results, it’s safe to assume it was some kind of intelligence assessment. So the first thing Camacho did that donald didn’t was go to great lengths to surround himself with intelligent people.
The second thing he did was listen to the smart people. When Joe said that the plants needed water, even the other cabinet members thought it was ridiculous, but Camacho implemented his solution without hesitation. He got some toilet water and sprayed it on the crops.
The third thing Camacho did that donald wouldn’t was keep his word. When he saw that the water worked to make the crops grow, he saved Joe from rehabilitation and pardoned him just like he said he would.
President Camacho was probably the most intelligent person in the world before Joe woke up. He was committed to solving the world’s problems, and he put the needs of the people ahead of the needs of corporations like Brawndo. We should be so lucky for Idiocracy to come true, because right now, it would be an improvement.